Lovemaking Gone Wrong; Mistakes To Avoid While Having Sex

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While lovemaking can be extremely fun and worthwhile, most times it can be crappy too. And whether you enjoy that intimate and passionate moment with your partner largely depends on you guys. I am sure nobody dreams of having a crappy sex. You know, the kind of sex that you have and regret washes over you.

Well, I am here to give a list of some stuff you should never do in the bedroom when you and your partner go down on each other. Seriously, you will thank me later.

  • Putting it in the wrong hole;

Okay, we all know that there are two holes in a lady’s body – the pussyhole and the asshole and unless it is an anal sex, the pussyhole is usually the most used hole.

Dear ladies, imagine you are in bed with your boyfriend; your vagina is seriously wet waiting for the arrival of the king – the dick but all your boyfriend keeps asking is, “Am I putting it in the right place?” Jeez, for Christ sake, why would a guy have a hard time differentiating between the two important holes in a girl’s body? Guys, try as much as you can not to put you little man in the wrong hole as it can be a huge turnoff.

  • Letting out pungent gas a.k.a farting –

Lol, imagine having sex with your partner and midway he or she farts. Eww! It can seriously be a huge turnoff even though most times it can be unintentional but you have to try as much as you can not to let the gas out.

  • Falling to give back an oral-

Ladies, if your partner gives you a head, be ready to return the favour by giving him a blow job; and guys, if your girl gives you a blow job, don’t fail to give her a head too. And if you cum earlier than you should, don’t just clean up and ignore your girl, ensure that she climaxes too. P-square will say, “If you do me, I do you…” That is totally what oral sex is all about – it is about giving and taking.

  • Falling asleep midway-

Lol, I can’t imagine having sex with someone and the next thing BOOM! The guy is already snoring. Like what the fuck! It totally shows how uninterested the guy is and you definitely don’t need a prophet to tell you that the sex will end up being crappy. So, to avoid this, don’t delve into lovemaking with your partner if you are already feeling sleepy to avoid stories that touch.

  • Calling your partner another person’s name-

Damn! This is the most annoying mistake most of all do while having sex. Let’s say your name is Emeka; you are in bed with your girl, you are hitting the right spot – you know this because of her body rhythm but then in-between her moans, you hear her say something like, “Oh shit! You are getting it right, Ray. Go faster, deeper…”. Oh well, she just called you Ray! In that moment, no matter how hard you are, your little man will suddenly lose interest and become flaccid. To avoid a crappy sex, never call your partner someone else’s name.

  • Telling your partner to finish quick-

Guys, imagine having sex with your girl and the next thing she says is, “Please, be fast and come out”. That statement quickly kills the mood and shatters your self-esteem. It shows how uninterested she is that all she wants is for you to cum quick and get it over with.

  • Pressing your phone-

No matter what, never ever reach out for your phone during lovemaking. It is a mood killer. It is even advisable to switch your phone off or better still put it on airplane mood.

  • Being mute-

It is no news that everyone loves it when their partner moans during love making. Personally, I love it. And whenever my boyfriend doesn’t moan or make small sounds while I am riding him, I feel bad because the only thing that comes to my mind is that, “He is not enjoying it because I am not good enough”. So, whether you are a guy or a lady, don’t just keep mute when having sex with your partner, encourage them and make them feel good with your moans or simply by saying things like, “Baby, this feels so good”.

  • Pointing out the imperfections on your partner’s body-

This is a huge turnoff. You can’t be having sex with your partner and say stuffs like, “Why is you dick so small?” “Your breasts are so small”. Avoid saying these at all cost. It is a mood spoiler and you will end up having a crappy sex.

So, these are some of the mistakes we should avoid if you really want to have a mind-blowing sex that will leave you asking for more. Avoid them and thank me later!

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